The Holy F*ck & Other Provocations Podcast

© MagdaleneVII.com /.Art | ’Holy Fuck’. Expression of awe, surprise, shock or anger, frustration. ’Fuck’ alone functions grammatically flexibly in the English language beyond interjection as noun, adjective, verb, adverb. When ’holy’ precedes ’fuck’ things can only get simply divine, can’t they? Literally, ’holy fuck’ translates to: sacred sex. Metaphorically: divine love, true love. Some sublimely gorgeous state of being. One superlative adjective. Magdalene Carmen’s sultry-delicate, sassy-philosophical, sensitive-provocative Artx♥️ podcast diary. Petite (as this author-artist) servings of Magdalene’s love poems & diary musings on the #divinefeminine & the #sacrederotic. ’Miss Pinup’ sketches & related feminine, love&romance theatre. In the context of Magdalene’s particular evolution from sheltered, devout Catholic schoolgirl with contemplative-nun fantasies to more-Lutheran, free-spirited, sensual-mystical practice. Vis-a-vis cultural servings of the power of Eros. Not without the vulnerabilities, the tug-of-wars along with giftedness that come with being highly sensitive. ’What Is A Bra?’ & other provocations, contemplations on Womanhood & Love. The ’holy fuck’ joys of living ’life as an act of love’ besides literal romantic alchemies, Magdalene converging comfortably with ex-monk, psycotherapist & spiritual writer Thomas Moore’s sensual-spiritual philosophy where art x play are supreme. PS This podcast paused mid-2024 following a 3-month experiment when Magdalene thought that a love-diary recording / audio book x art book might be more the thing to work on & release later (if not random resumption alongside?). NB ’Holy f*ck’ as idiomatic expression features occasionally (1) as part of the artist’s work (2) when the mighty cheek of English wordplay is of course the subject or (3) in natural conversation when ’holy f*ck’ happens to be the most apt response or descriptor. ♥️
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Body, Language (diary)

Sunday Aug 10, 2025

Sunday Aug 10, 2025

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"...it might have been naive of me to share my semi-naked pictures with my religious parents & dear Aunties in a bid to be open to them.  I remember when we were children & we had our pictures taken, you said something to me in the line of: 'look at you in this picture, you look like you're trying to seduce someone'.  At the time I remember feeling maybe embarrassed or found out, or not exactly sure whether your comment about my pose was a good or bad thing. You see for a long time I guess, having been brought up on Jesus & the Virgin Mary, I was quite obsessed with my virginity. But perhaps I had a stronger latent sexuality..."
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Sunday Jul 20, 2025

© MagdaleneVII.com  | MagdaleneVII.Art"I had in my mind that because I'm talking here about the 'holy fuck' process which is not just literal for me but actually a metaphor for true love..  the process of making art is like also the process of loving somebody, so that is why I included a few points of an artwork for you (NB Magdalene talking here to designer collaborator) to actually put in one spread because that's exactly how I imagined it, that it would run the process gamut... the process of loving somebody, that it is not an instant..."  Mx
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Sunday Jul 20, 2025

© MagdaleneVII.com  | MagdaleneVII.ArtMagdalene's American cousin's coming to Sydney, he's got 2 kids now. Magdalene swears to stay child(-like) forever. PS Who in their right mind really wants to be an adult? God, all those adult responsibilities... Mx
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Saturday Jun 21, 2025

© MagdaleneVII.com  | MagdaleneVII.Art
 
'Grease'"your leather jackethas eaten me.consumed me so ino longer rememberthings besides meetingU in a packed, merryplace run by mechanicalstrangersU threw me in yourfast, open car, kissedthe patent of my shoes.i threw out my feetlike my hands & we were one rebellious paradedown Money Street& the sidewalk shookwhen we stepped onits grease-circles & dancedbecause the moon wasfull of milk as we."
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A Case of Laughter (& Sex)

Sunday Jun 15, 2025

Sunday Jun 15, 2025

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"Laugh as much as you can. It is cheap medicine." - Lord Byron. 
Incidentally on my hospital wall, brilliant reminder when in agony in my own garden! Discovered 'Brassic' on Netflix, holy fuck this comedy show's brilliant! Innocuous, absolutely divinely hilarious sex scenes. & so much sweet, masculine vulnerability on show besides adorable male bravado. Love U so much everyone Brassic. & oh look! 'Laughing During Sex' @ https://www.happiness.com/magazine/relationships/laughing-during-sex/
 
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Sunday Jun 08, 2025

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'I Like My Body When It Is With Your' (e.e. cummings)
i like my body when it is with yourbody. It is so quite new a thing.Muscles better and nerves more."i like your body.  i like what it does,i like its hows.  i like to feel the spineof your body and its bones,and the trembling-firm-smooth ness and which i willagain and again and againkiss, i like kissing this and that of you,i like, slowly stroking the,shocking fuzzof your electric furr,and what-is-it comesover parting flesh….And eyes big love-crumbs,and possibly i like the thrillof under me you so quite new__
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Sunday Jun 08, 2025

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"We were so beautiful / We were so tragic / No other magic / could ever compare..." 
'Never Not' by Lauv is in Magdalene's list of Holy Fuck love songs. Lauv's voice inflections give that 'holy fuck' stirring quality to his otherwise simple lyrics.  Aren't you somehow cut up into pieces? 
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Thursday May 29, 2025

© MagdaleneVII.com  | MagdaleneVII.Art
"Lady Chatterley's lover in 1928 had a mouththat easily & grandly enunciated 'fuck'& 'fucking' & that C-word too I do not herehave the gall to spell (be it 2019) so that Penguinwas tried under the Obscene PublicationsAct for printing Lawrence.2019. And I am as Lady Chatterley in the contentsof my head. And you, my Mellors, raw with me,prove my mind is not enough.  Despite my books --stunning from staircase to bed -- I am as animal.So fuck my dresses, they oppress.  Fuckmy books.  Fuck me on top of them on the staircasetill we roll down the floor -- laughingat our useless learning. Because the bodyis privileged, is the aristocrat." 
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My First Romeo (diary)

Thursday May 29, 2025

Thursday May 29, 2025

© MagdaleneVII.com  |  MagdaleneVII.Art
"I shall please you with a word or two about him. Really, dear much-missed cousins, your sudden curiosity about my relationship with some boy more than amuses me. Of course I'm not going to get into the details of things. All i can say is that Damien's* (*name changed to protect privacy) got a great tan & a cute arse." 
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Sunday May 18, 2025

This commentary © MagdaleneVII.com / MagdaleneVII.Art  | 'Affection' (Cigarettes After Sex) + 'Every Other Freckle (Alt-J) + 'Closer' (Nine Inch Nails) = today's top 3 love songs that make one go Holy Fuck. Lyrically & musically speaking. For reasons that are self-evident if U listen intently & not just play such beauties in the background without profound appreciation! Proudly & exclusively play-listed by this lover (certainly).  Thank U so much to the aforementioned artists for creating these visceral pieces of heavens on earth to many discerning ears. Love you for it! Magdalene xx. Do make more!__
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'Black & White' love poem

Sunday May 18, 2025

Sunday May 18, 2025

© MagdaleneVII.com | MagdaleneVII.Art"I cannot love youmore than thispage of wordsthat will stay longafter i forget the slantof your face.It will weaken mewith unblinkingblack & white stares:the naked strengthof the truth of our moments."__Thank U for dropping by.Follow Magdalene VII (M.VII) @ https://x.com/magdalenecarmen
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'Graffiti' love poem

Sunday May 18, 2025

Sunday May 18, 2025

© MagdaleneVII.com | MagdaleneVII.Art"she loves meshe loves me notthe flowers roti wanna be shoti wanna shootKill Billthe drill it gives me a thrillto love himto love him notsay U & me babywe can be fuckin' hot"__Thank U for dropping by.Follow Magdalene VII (M.VII) @ https://x.com/magdalenecarmen
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'Addict 8137' (C'mon)

From Magdalene Carmen's 'Addict' Limited Edition, large-format iRL fine art series (& single-edition NFTs). The 'Addict' series being at once (1) advertising & pop culture commentary (2) articulation of the universal conscious-unconscious, spiritual-corporeal tug of war defining the human condition (3) intimation of that divine feminine power in literal form & metaphor.

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