The Holy F*ck & Other Provocations Podcast
© MagdaleneVII.com, MagdaleneVII.Art | Magdalene Carmen’s sultry-delicate, sassy-philosophical, playful-provocative Artx♥️ podcast diary of 1-5 min episodes served a little unpredictably. Love poetry & diary musings on the #divinefeminine & the #sacrederotic. Miss Pinup sketches & related feminine/love&romance theatre. Some subversive love philosophies. In the context of Magdalene’s particular evolution from sheltered, devout Catholic schoolgirl with contemplative-nun fantasies to more-Lutheran, free-spirited, sensual mysticism. Vis-a-vis cultural servings of ’the beauty myth’ & the power of Love. Not without the vulnerabilities, the tug-of-wars along with giftedness that come with being highly sensitive. ’What Is A Bra?’ & other provocations/contemplations on Womanhood. The ’holy fuck’ joys of creative, spiritual living besides literal romantic alchemies. Paused mid-2024 after a 3-month experiment when this artist decided that a love-diary recording / Audio book x Art book might be more the thing to work on & release later (if not random resumption alongside?). All episodes &c on Magdalene VII Youtube. | PS ’Holy f*ck’ as idiomatic expression may feature occasionally (1) as part of the artist’s work (2) when the mighty cheek of English wordplay is the subject or (3) in natural conversation when ’holy f*ck’ happens to be the most apt response or descriptor. ♥️
Episodes

6 hours ago
6 hours ago
"Two things inspire me most in terms of subject matter & these are urban architecture & female architecture: my species, my gender, my feminine form which is a central & eternal subject of art"...
"female power is soft power that comes through in loving... & loving is a very powerful act that i also express when I'm doing art, as in i come into the art activity with a sense of joy about the creative process which gives me so much, so much pleasure, it's such an electric natural pleasure"...
"I don't really have a choice that I have creative DNA & i think to not answer that calling would be a crime.."
This & all Magdalene Carmen creations © MagdaleneVII.com | Magdalene is a multidisciplinary artist working across various art forms: visual art, creative writing, music, performance.
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6 hours ago
6 hours ago
"I get this phone call from Dean (name changed to protect privacy) from the back-burner. For a minute I don't remember him & then I do. He says he's got this sexy piece of music I could work with. His timing's quite right & he wasn't bullshitting about working with me either. He sounds bigger, like he's grown up so much & was no longer the little shit I thought he was. Mmmm..."
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This podcast & all Magdalene Carmen (M.VII) creations © MagdaleneVII.com.
Magdalene is a multidisciplinary artist working across various forms: visual art, creative writing, music, performance.
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7 hours ago
7 hours ago
"Hi, I'm Miss Pinup Pageboy. And gosh where have i been? Away, free-spiriting away with my short, carefree ('pageboy') hairdo! How perfect for my free-spirit lifestyle. And you know what too? I've a kissable neck because of it! Mwah!" Miss Pinup xx
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7 days ago
7 days ago
"poetry is notdead. it's sexy.it turns me onlike U & me speechlesswhen we understandour mouths get inthe way of what wereally want to say."__© MagdaleneVII.com / MagdaleneVII.ArtAlso on MagdaleneVII Youtube
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#holyfuckpodcast #holyfuck #magdalenecarmen #magdaleneVII #eros #love&romance #whatisabra #lover #lovephilosophy #truelover #yougetmeclosertoGod #asmr

7 days ago
7 days ago
"hello Jesus,it's Magdalene.I imagine you herethis very socialyear. would U sayyes to starring in a jocks ad?give them a derriereview with a sidelongglance? GQ* would loveU on their coverwith your 2+billionfollowing but I doubtyou'd have an instagramaccount. or U might.U were strategic,subversive.hang with me &they'll shoot usbonding for Bonds**."
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*GQ: men's glossy, international lifestyle magazine**Bonds: iconic Australian underwear brand
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7 days ago
7 days ago
"I shall caressthe total messyou are & kissyour inclinationto un-impressme with your careless-ness."
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#truelover #heylover #holyfuck&cprovs #holyfuck #holyfuckpodcast #divinefeminine #yougetmeclosertoGod ##sacrederotic #lovephilosophy #lover #love&romance #Magdalene'sdiary #lovediary #eros #asmr #MagdaleneVII #MagdaleneCarmen

Tuesday Apr 15, 2025
Tuesday Apr 15, 2025
"therefore do notmarry me, do not livewith me. i mightbecome your sisteror your motherwhose breastsyou sucked from needor watched, covered,scared of you that hadbecome the man theycould not bathe withnow unashamed.I will be honestwith you - but not familiar."__'Therefore'© MagdaleneVII.com / MagdaleneVII.ArtAll episodes & more on MagdaleneVII Youtube
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#truelover #heylover #holyfuck&cprovs #holyfuck #holyfuckpodcast #divinefeminine #yougetmeclosertoGod ##sacrederotic #lovephilosophy #lover #love&romance #Magdalene'sdiary #lovediary #eros #asmr #MagdaleneVII

Saturday Apr 12, 2025
Saturday Apr 12, 2025
"Would you believe a man came up to me & said: 'You know, if you were more well-endowed in the chest area, you'd be quite perfect.' And I said: 'You know, Sir, I'm quite perfect for me. And however I am, I'm perfecter than you!' I mean, really..." © MagdaleneVII.Art / MagdaleneVII.com | All episodes & more also on MagdaleneVII Youtube. Mx
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#truelover #heylover #holyfuck&cprovs #holyfuck #holyfuckpodcast #divinefeminine #yougetmeclosertoGod ##sacrederotic #lovephilosophy #lover #love&romance #Magdalene'sdiary #lovediary #eros #asmr #MagdaleneVII

Saturday Apr 12, 2025
Saturday Apr 12, 2025
"Hmmm... It's not always easy being pretty you know. There's lots of expectations of pretty people. Perfection is one of them. And we're not perfect. We are flawed just like everybody else. So, unpretty people: get over yourselves." © MagdaleneVII.Art / MagdaleneVII.com | All episodes & more on Magdalene VII Youtube. Mx
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#truelover #heylover #holyfuck&cprovs #holyfuck #holyfuckpodcast #divinefeminine #yougetmeclosertoGod #sacrederotic #divineforeplay #lovephilosophy #lover #love&romance #Magdalene'sdiary #lovediary #eros #asmr #MagdaleneVII #MissPinup #whatisabra #boudoir #boudoirphilosophy #MagdaleneVII'sdiary #ArtxEros

Saturday Apr 12, 2025
Saturday Apr 12, 2025
"I had quite a gorgeous dream last night... I was on this long train trip, sitting on the lap of the most divine #TomHughes, but in this dream I wasn't aware that he was Tom Hughes till later on because I was reading a book & the book was consuming me!" © MagdaleneVII.Art / MagdaleneVII.com | All episodes & more on MagdaleneVII Youtube. Mx
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#truelover #heylover #holyfuck&cprovs #holyfuck #holyfuckpodcast #divinefeminine #yougetmeclosertoGod #sacrederotic #divineforeplay #lovephilosophy #lover #love&romance #Magdalene'sdiary #lovediary #eros #asmr #MagdaleneVII #MissPinup #whatisabra #boudoir #boudoirphilosophy #MagdaleneVII'sdiary #ArtxEros

Saturday Apr 12, 2025
Saturday Apr 12, 2025
"In the middle of my neck tattoo is a Japanese character for the word sky or heaven. Which, thinking about it now, would probably be my sign for 'Holy Fuck' really, only that earlier on I had not yet learned to swear, I had not yet learned to even say 'shit' ... eventually I got obsessed with the emotional honesty of swearing, of cursing." © MagdaleneVII.Art / MagdaleneVII.com | All episodes & more on MagdaleneVII Youtube. Mx
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#truelover #heylover #holyfuck&cprovs #holyfuck #holyfuckpodcast #divinefeminine #yougetmeclosertoGod #sacrederotic #divineforeplay #lovephilosophy #lover #love&romance #Magdalene'sdiary #lovediary #eros #asmr #MagdaleneVII #MissPinup #whatisabra #boudoir #boudoirphilosophy #MagdaleneVII'sdiary #ArtxEros

Sunday Apr 28, 2024
Sunday Apr 28, 2024
"his mouth found mineagain, found my beginning,his dream. we pulled & pushedthis way & that& when all was saidbetween us,I screamed"© MagdaleneVII.Art / MagdaleneVII.comAll episodes & more on MagdaleneVII Youtube. Mx
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'Addict 8137' (C'mon)
From Magdalene Carmen's 'Addict' Limited Edition, large-format iRL fine art series (& single-edition NFTs). The 'Addict' series being at once (1) advertising & pop culture commentary (2) articulation of the universal conscious-unconscious, spiritual-corporeal tug of war defining the human condition (3) intimation of that divine feminine power in literal form & metaphor.